when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
You Can Now Dust Off that Mike Stutes Shirsey
A couple of quick Phillies notes on their off day:
The team has recalled right-handed reliever Mike…
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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are you kidding me………………
is this zac
o m f g
well we can have a suite life together zac
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Phillies Toyota Alumni Weekend lineup has just been announced! Legends are set to return August 1-4 for lots of fan events. Among the highlights: Brad Lidge to retire as a Phillie, Curt Schilling to be inducted into 2013 Wall of Fame, a pre-game salute to the 1993 NL Champions, and an All-Star-packed Luncheon! Here are all the details» http://atmlb.com/195ee7e
